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Category: All new jokes - Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
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"Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot.""

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<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182804M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Oldrich Lipský, Czechosłowacja, 1976, dystr. MTJ
„Śmierć pięknych saren”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/2/8182/z8182712M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Karel Kachyna, Czechosłowacja, 1986, dystr. MTJ
„Harry Brown”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182694M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Daniel Barber , dystr. Monolith Video
„Beats of Freedom”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/6/8182/z8182686M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Wojciech Słota , Leszek Gnoiński , dystr. TiM Film Studio

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<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182694M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Daniel Barber , dystr. Monolith Video
„Beats of Freedom”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/6/8182/z8182686M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Wojciech Słota , Leszek Gnoiński , dystr. TiM Film Studio
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