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- A bit-part actor finally got his first leading r1
- Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Becau2
- Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that'3
- Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other4
- Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugl5
- Q: How many movie directors does it take to ch6
- Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actre7
- What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie sta8
- What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everythi9
- What sort of animals make the best TV presenters10
- What do you call a fight between film actors ? 11
- What do you get if you cross a dog and a film st12
- Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet13
- Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower 14
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- When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meet1
- Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could tak2
- Little miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eatin3
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- A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he w8
- One night a man heard howls coming from his baseme9
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- An elephant is walking through the jungle when she11
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- Three scientists were one day discussing what woul13
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- Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a 15
- A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one ni16
- There was this guy who bought an elderly circus el17
- There was a chicken and a egg laying in bed togeth18
- A male whale and a female whale were swimming off 19
- SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT20

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