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„Mareczku, podaj mi pióro”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182804M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Oldrich Lipský, Czechosłowacja, 1976, dystr. MTJ
„Śmierć pięknych saren”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/2/8182/z8182712M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Karel Kachyna, Czechosłowacja, 1986, dystr. MTJ
„Harry Brown”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182694M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Daniel Barber , dystr. Monolith Video
„Beats of Freedom”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/6/8182/z8182686M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Wojciech Słota , Leszek Gnoiński , dystr. TiM Film Studio
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- Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because i1
- A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
hi2
- Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer3
- What kind of clothes do lawyers
wear?
Lawsuits.4
- Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
In
a 5
- A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
and6
- At a
convention of biological scientists
one r7
- A
judge in a small city was hearing a
drunk-dr8
- "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to
9
- Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
don't10
- Q. Why is it that many lawyers have
broken
nos11
- What do snakes write on the bottom of their
le12
- What's the definition of a school report?
A po13
- Why did the young witch have
such
difficulty w14
- What kind of letters did the
snake get from
hi15
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- A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
raisin1
- "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss2
- A chap went up to the counter in the
library
a3
- Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea4
- A man is fibbing
away about how
great things a5
- An English guy was very ill and his son
went t6
- This elderly Newfoundland
fisherman
is on his 7
- Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for 8
- Question: What
did the dead raccoon
say in his9
- A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The e10
- Why do cemeteries have fences around
them?
Be11
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me? 12
- Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day wi13
- "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
y14
- What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
lit15
- Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the 16
- How many dentists does it take to change a
lig17
- What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his t18
- Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
mon19
- Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy'20
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„Harry Brown”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182694M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Daniel Barber , dystr. Monolith Video
„Beats of Freedom”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/6/8182/z8182686M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Wojciech Słota , Leszek Gnoiński , dystr. TiM Film Studio
„Pseudonim Jan Nowak”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/6/8182/z8182706M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Jolanta Kessler-Chojecka , dystr. Kolegium Europy Wschodniej
„Lista pana Rosenbluma”
Natasha Solomons, przeł. Aleksandra Górska, Rebis, Poznań
Co się nakręciło, czyli jesienne seriale
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/8/7184/z7184378M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>W telewizji wciąż jeszcze obowiązuje sezonowość. W coraz mniejszym stopniu, ale jednak. I jeśli narzekamy (lub cieszymy się) z permanentnych powtórek w wakacyjnych ramówkach głównych stacji telewizyjnych, to możemy je znosić dzięki zasadzie, że w nagrodę za cierpliwość jesienią w programie pojawi się nowe
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