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Hilux z mocnym sercem - test
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/1/7086/z7086891M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>Dobrze radzi sobie w terenie, nieźle wygląda, ale przez długi czas konkurencja mocnymi silnikami rozkładała go na łopatki. Pod maskę Hiluxa trafił wreszcie długo oczekiwany trzylitrowy Diesel. Czy teraz Toyota przegoni konkurencję?<img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/32739/f/530228/s/c5cdc6c/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/sendemail2.html?title=Hilux+z+mocnym+sercem+-+test&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwysokieobroty.moto.pl%2Fauto%2F1%2C48316%2C7086730%2CHilux_z_mocnym_sercem___test.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Hilux+z+mocnym+sercem+-+test&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwysokieobroty.moto.pl%2Fauto%2F1%2C48316%2C7086730%2CHilux_z_mocnym_sercem___test.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/78867519879/u/0/f/530228/c/32739/s/207412332/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/78867519879/u/0/f/530228/c/32739/s/207412332/a2.img" border="0"/></a>
VW Golf TSI - test wideo
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Toyota iQ - miejska inteligencja
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/1/6729/z6729971M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>Jest niemal tak mała, jak Smart, ale mieści aż cztery osoby<img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/32739/f/530228/s/c5cdc77/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/sendemail2.html?title=Toyota+iQ+-+miejska+inteligencja&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwysokieobroty.moto.pl%2Fauto%2F1%2C48316%2C6729767%2CToyota_iQ___miejska_inteligencja.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Toyota+iQ+-+miejska+inteligencja&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwysokieobroty.moto.pl%2Fauto%2F1%2C48316%2C6729767%2CToyota_iQ___miejska_inteligencja.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/78867519875/u/0/f/530228/c/32739/s/207412343/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/78867519875/u/0/f/530228/c/32739/s/207412343/a2.img" border="0"/></a>
Seat Ibiza Sport 1.9 TDI - test
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/6448/z6448384M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>Ten samochód jest jak impreza na Ibizie - wesoła, radosna i kolorowa. Potrafi jednak także dokuczyć nadmiernym hałasem i plastikową sztucznością<img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/32739/f/530228/s/c5cdc7c/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/sendemail2.html?title=Seat+Ibiza+Sport+1.9+TDI+-+test&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwysokieobroty.moto.pl%2Fauto%2F1%2C48316%2C6687066%2CSeat_Ibiza_Sport_1_9_TDI___test.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Seat+Ibiza+Sport+1.9+TDI+-+test&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwysokieobroty.moto.pl%2Fauto%2F1%2C48316%2C6687066%2CSeat_Ibiza_Sport_1_9_TDI___test.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/78867519871/u/0/f/530228/c/32739/s/207412348/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/78867519871/u/0/f/530228/c/32739/s/207412348/a2.img" border="0"/></a>
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and f5
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in11
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Seat Ibiza Sport 1.9 TDI - test
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VW Golf GTI - król wiecznie młody
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