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„Mareczku, podaj mi pióro”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182804M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Oldrich Lipský, Czechosłowacja, 1976, dystr. MTJ
„Śmierć pięknych saren”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/2/8182/z8182712M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Karel Kachyna, Czechosłowacja, 1986, dystr. MTJ
„Harry Brown”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182694M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Daniel Barber , dystr. Monolith Video
„Beats of Freedom”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/6/8182/z8182686M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Wojciech Słota , Leszek Gnoiński , dystr. TiM Film Studio
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Many people will walk in and ou1
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... you 6
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?Sa8
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GIRL 8
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He thought a14
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„Harry Brown”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/4/8182/z8182694M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Daniel Barber , dystr. Monolith Video
„Beats of Freedom”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/6/8182/z8182686M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Wojciech Słota , Leszek Gnoiński , dystr. TiM Film Studio
„Pseudonim Jan Nowak”
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/6/8182/z8182706M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>reż. Jolanta Kessler-Chojecka , dystr. Kolegium Europy Wschodniej
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