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- An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prep1
- An 80 year old couple were having problems rem2
- A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down 3
- The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepsta4
- Two elderly women were out driving in a large 5
- Worried because they hadn't heard anything for6
- A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman7
- I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass sur8
- When you are young, you want to be the master 9
- Three old men are sitting on the porch of a re10
- There was an old man whose family could no lon11
- A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in12
- A retiring farmer in preparation for selling h13
- An elderly widow and widower were dating for a14
- Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly con15

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- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed 1
- Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is2
- What looks like half a cat ? The other half !3
- What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? 4
- What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot 5
- How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyon6
- How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as every7
- What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or no8
- What did the cat say when he lost all his money 9
- How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? H10
- How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling 11
- What do you get if you cross a cat and a goril12
- What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The eve13
- How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !14
- What noise does a cat make going down the highway 15
- What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A c16
- What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?17
- What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes 18
- Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because sh19
- Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chai20

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