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- Why did the python do national service ? He wa10
- What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowe11
- What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana12
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- Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the ad14
- What did the snake say when another asked him 15
- What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !16
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