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"Łatwo nawrzucać na kogoś na antenie"
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ZAGADKA: czyje to buty? Odpowiedź
<img src='http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/8/8353/z8353308M.jpg' align='left' hspace='4' vspace='2'>MsVillow : Wy mówicie, że to nie jest Miedwiediew, ale ja wiem, że to jest podstęp i to są buty Miedwiediewa! No więc nie, TO NIE JEST MIEDWIEDIEW.<img width='1' height='1' src='http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/32739/f/530248/s/d9fd74e/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/sendemail2.html?title=ZAGADKA%3A+czyje+to+buty%3F+Odpowied%C5%BA&link=http%3A%2F%2Fdeser.pl%2Fdeser%2F1%2C83453%2C8360028%2CZAGADKA__czyje_to_buty__Odpowiedz.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=ZAGADKA%3A+czyje+to+buty%3F+Odpowied%C5%BA&link=http%3A%2F%2Fdeser.pl%2Fdeser%2F1%2C83453%2C8360028%2CZAGADKA__czyje_to_buty__Odpowiedz.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/78870237736/u/0/f/530248/c/32739/s/228579150/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/78870237736/u/0/f/530248/c/32739/s/228579150/a2.img" border="0"/></a>
Odkryli opuszczony salon samochodowy. A w nim cuda...
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Zapomniany skarb. Salon pełen wspaniałych maszyn
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- Where
do werewolves stay when
they're on vacat1
- Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip
into space ?
H2
- What do you get if you cross a
sheep with a ho3
- "I can't believe
it," said the
tourist. "I've 4
- How can you tell elephants love to
travel ?
The5
- Well-known lodging chain
announced it was crea6
- What is a twip?
A twip is what
a wabbit takes 7
- A boy at a cinema notices what looks
like a be8
- Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on
Thanksgivin9
- What's a pet's favorite
day?
...Saint Petr10
- What should you call a bald teddy ?
Fred bear 11
- What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lo12
- A man takes his hamster to the vet, and
after 13
- Why do bears
have fur coats ?
Because they'd14
- What do you get if you cross
a
teddy bear with15
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- Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: 1
- Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian?
She liked g2
- Q:What protection does a blonde use during sex?
A3
- What does a blonde say after she's had sex?
Do al4
- Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that5
- Q: What is the difference between butter and a blo6
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A: B7
- Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
Because t8
- Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in comm9
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- Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A:11
- Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's te12
- Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Be13
- Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?14
- Why did the blond jump off the bridge?
A: To se15
- Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You ha16
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a gu17
- Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They hav18
- Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?
A: Yo19
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Najmniejszy człowiek i największy biceps [ZDJĘCIA]
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"Gepard we fraku". Hmm...
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Magia? Niesamowite? Lewitują?
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