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- Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off 1
- Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not 2
- Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Be3
- How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in 4
- When does a bed grow longer? At night, because 5
- When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it6
- Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told 7
- Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wan8
- Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To dra9
- I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off a10
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Be11
- What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog 12
- How do you know when there is an elephant under 13
- What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !14
- Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Re15

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- The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you unde1
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- Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about3
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- What do you get if you cross King Kong with a 6
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark7
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- Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? 9
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- Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Ab11
- A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "12
- A defendant was on trial for murder. There was13
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad 14
- If two lawyers were drowning, and you could on15
- The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". Th16
- Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, 17
- Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma 18
- Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? 19
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